i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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