At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
