How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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