If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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