so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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