Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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