somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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