she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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