I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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