Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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