so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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