I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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