we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
