thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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