Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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