Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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