Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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