with your own penis?
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You don't make any sense
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