Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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