Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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