found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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