As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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