It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
that is very illegal...i love you.
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