I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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