im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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