Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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