Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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