whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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