Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I touched a dick in church today
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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