the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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