Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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