Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I don't deserve a penis
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
