Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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