Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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