This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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