Sponge bath it is.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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