Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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