Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
