this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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