Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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