Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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