Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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