If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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