Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
