The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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