Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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