Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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