I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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