quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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