Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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